1.) Hubby takes out the trash…unless he is critically injured.

2.) Keep your eyes on your spouse at dinner- even if the waiter has a great ass, or the waitress is showing more flesh than necessary.

3.) The woman mostly Always wins the argument. (Its either let her win, or she will make you suffer.)

4.) When wifey asks if she looks OK after spending an hour and 45 minutes getting ready,  LOOK at her before answering “Yea, you look fine.”

5.) Instead of answering “Yea, you look fine” come up with a better response.

6.) When your husband asks “Does size really matter?” Say No. Seriously, say No. Avoid all confusion and/or awkward conversations.

7.) Compromise is everything. Unless you’re fighting over the last Corona. Then you just gotta duke it out and see what happens.

8.) Always always keep your promises. Don’t assume he forgot about that “favor” you promised; or that romantic dinner you said you’d cook to give wifey a break!

9.) Never bring up their past mistakes: Unless you are trying to distract them from the $1500 credit card bill.

10.) Take a time out. When you are feeling like smacking your spouse- don’t go all Chris Brown just yet. Take a time out: I find that listening to Michael Bolton and sipping on some sizurrrp work wonders.