If you don’t know what a Reality Show is in this decade, you have been living underneath a rock. A huge rock.

When I saw my first reality show I was a bit annoyed. One because I didn’t know why anyone would want to watch real events in peoples lives for fun. And two, because I was watching real events  in people’s lives for fun.

Since my first time watching reality, there has been an explosion of them all over the damn place. From American Idol to The Bachelor, I have no clue what to do with my relax time.

Being a music lover, I find it a bit frustrating that MTV (short for Music Television) has so many reality shows that it’s lost itself in the process. Hello? Where’s the Music? The only drop of music I see now is that hillbilly from Rock of Love playing his “geetar” for the 30 not so classy ladies that are fighting for him….Which grosses me out. Have they seen him at all??

Nevermind the “find a spouse” reality shows, let’s head over to the clueless department. Clueless meaning this should be your state of mind when watching shows like Fantasia, Real Housewives, The Hills and even though Kim’s ass makes up for her brains – Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I can’t help but ponder to myself “Self, don’t you have anything better to do than Watch The guidos from Jersey Shore fight over hair gel and Lasagna?” And quite frankly the answer is “NO.”

Do you know why, America?

Because society is NUTS for these shows. And if you don’t know who Hugh Hefner is boinking these days, you are considered a loser.

America has officially gone mad for these reality shows. Do you ever find it strange that Breaking News now consists of Heidi Montag’s latest boob job? Or Snooki’s “Bumpit”?

I can’t help but wonder why people like Coolio, M C Hammer, and Hulk Hogan can bounce from “Who????” to having their own shows. Who comes up with these ideas?

Do you watch reality shows? Which ones?